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Post by madsniper on Aug 4, 2006 18:31:44 GMT -5
Ok, here's the deal: You make a wish, then the next person grants it, but corrupts it somehow, then they make a wish of their own. Like so:
"I wish there was no world hunger"
"Granted, but it's becuz there are no people."
So, onward. ;D
I wish I could update faster,
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wingedrat
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Post by wingedrat on Aug 5, 2006 11:07:07 GMT -5
"You update faster. But no one else can see the updates!" Ha! ok, "I wish for cheese."
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Post by dragonlord7012 on Aug 6, 2006 0:37:37 GMT -5
"Granted, but its so old that its Fossilized (unedible)"
"I wish for a loyal supersmart ninja-monkey to do my bidding"
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Post by madsniper on Aug 6, 2006 13:38:42 GMT -5
Granted, but PETA takes him away from you, then firebombs your ninja HQ for enslaving a helpless monkey (cuz that's what they do.)
I wish I had a soda.
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martiansushi
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Post by martiansushi on Aug 6, 2006 19:10:50 GMT -5
granted, but you get baking soda ;D who wants to drink that?!?! I wish I could teleport... it'd save a lot of time and gas money .
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Post by madsniper on Aug 6, 2006 21:05:01 GMT -5
Granted, but your teleportation device runs on the blood of ORPHANS!
I wish I had new episodes of avatar right now, darnit.
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Post by dragonlord7012 on Aug 7, 2006 1:27:16 GMT -5
"Granted bit its the last episode and now the show is ruined for you."
"I wish for a free super state of the art computer, with a T3 hook-up, umber advanced secruity that lets me out but won't let all these stupid viruses in."(mine is haveing problems *cries*)
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Post by martiansushi on Aug 7, 2006 11:43:02 GMT -5
granted, but your computer take over the world, and kill all the humans it doesn't turn into cyborgs . I wish my aquarium would magically maintenance itself.
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Post by madsniper on Aug 7, 2006 11:55:15 GMT -5
Granted, but it does so because it's haunted, and no fish can survive in your haunted aquarium.
I wish my air-conditioning didn't cost so much.
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wingedrat
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Post by wingedrat on Aug 8, 2006 13:20:58 GMT -5
Granted, but now it makes the house so damn cold that it snows! I wish that I had a drivers license.
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Post by dragonlord7012 on Aug 9, 2006 1:07:17 GMT -5
Granted, but your cursed and can never get into a car.
I wish my downloads would all work in less than ten seconds. (waited for days for torrents..)
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wingedrat
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Post by wingedrat on Aug 9, 2006 10:35:15 GMT -5
Granted, but your comoputer catches a virus from the downloads and blows up! I wish I was fast.
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Post by madsniper on Aug 9, 2006 11:01:13 GMT -5
Granted, but you can never do anything slowly ever again, including sleep, and eventuallyyou keel over from exhaustion.
I wish I owned a horse.
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martiansushi
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Post by martiansushi on Aug 9, 2006 15:18:17 GMT -5
granted: but your horse is a STARK MAD RAVING DEAMON!!! and you can never ride him.
I wish the snack drawer in my office magically had exactly what I wanted in it.
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Post by madsniper on Aug 10, 2006 0:28:14 GMT -5
Granted, but you get totally fat off all the tastey snacks. ;D
I wish my eyes were some other color besides brown.
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