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Post by dragonchampion on Apr 21, 2008 9:39:17 GMT -5
You forgot about the sun umbrella and sun chair. Casts skin to stone spell on Poofie, Poofie is now a stone statue, and places Poofie in the tea garden next the hill. Goes back to Legend of Zelda sun chair under the Metroid sun umbrella and resumes the drinking of green tea and eating sushi. Let's see you get out of this one Poofie. Oh and your a marble statue now, I would like to be obsidian but that breaks to easy.
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Post by Topaxi on Apr 22, 2008 3:40:40 GMT -5
A pigeon flies down and lands on the statue of Poofie, another comes down to join it. the first one looks across at the second one sitting on the opposite arm. "Coo?" A growing rustling sound catches champs ear, suddenly the air is full of pigeons flying from all directions, champs tries to drive them away by waving his arms and the odd use of fire spells, but to no avail. the pigeons pick apart everything on the hill, from champs sushi to champ himself. A small kitten leaps into the thick of the flock, seeing their natural enemy the pigeons burst into flight and head off to another unfortunate hill, most likely with an old lady to feed them.
Topaxi calmly strolls up the hill, patting the kitten as he passes.
My hill.
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onyxrose
Random Grunt
Avatars? We don't need no stinking avatars!
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Post by onyxrose on Apr 27, 2008 20:32:39 GMT -5
Rose walks to the base of the hill and begins summoning a succubus. The succubus seduces Topaxi and steals his soul reducing him to a mindless zombie who wanders off aimlessly.
"DIS BE MA HILL"
Continues summoning demons to defend the hill and and build a dark and evil castle of EVIL!
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Post by dragonchampion on Apr 28, 2008 7:53:45 GMT -5
*Regenerates all missing pieces*
Perform level 20 exorcism. Then Turn Onxrose into an onyx statue and place next to poofie in the tea garden. Summon earth elementals to act as guard dogs. Get spare tea and sushi from backpack hidden beneath one of the garden posts and return to hill and enjoy a snack.
It's my hill again.
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Post by Poofiemus on Apr 28, 2008 14:53:17 GMT -5
*Gets hit by a bolt of lighting and becomes normal again a-la Malcolm in Malcolm's Revenge . Pushes Rose over for good measure. Then, hypnotizes a squirrel, puts it on her head, walks over to Champ, and makes the squirrel attack him and bite him in the jugular vein. Brews up some nice Darjeeling oolong and begins stealing Cham's sushi again while he rolls around screaming and bleeding all over. .* Whose hill is it again? Oh, that's right. MINE.
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onyxrose
Random Grunt
Avatars? We don't need no stinking avatars!
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Post by onyxrose on Apr 28, 2008 16:22:54 GMT -5
(Ah the squirrel in head thing made me laugh)
Though trapped in stone yet still alive, the hypnotized squirrel finally kills Rose giving her the opportunity to use a soul stone and resurrect herself. (Sorry guys I'm a warcraft fanatic) She then picks up champion and smears his bloody corpse all over Poofiemus
"AH! This dress is dry clean only!!!" Poofiemus screams and runs off to the nearest dry cleaner.
My Hill.
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Post by Poofiemus on Apr 28, 2008 22:31:40 GMT -5
Damnit, I had to be wearing the only dry clean dress I own?! What the fuck, dude? *changes into painting clothes--that is, clothes so beat up that she doesn't care what happens to them*
A warlock, huh? Warlocks are squishy. *Smashes Rose with a gigantic mallet before she can react*
*Perches on top of the mallet, continues drinking tea, and reads Brothers Karamazov* Don't mess with my hill.
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Post by dragonchampion on Apr 29, 2008 11:44:41 GMT -5
Revives, in Wizards Robe holding a book. Please not the the title of the book is one of my works in progress, and is my working title for now, Ah ha I am now one of the characters in my book. The Wizards robe is white with a silver circle with a silver tiger that looks like it's jumping out at you. Show glove and place marble like object in it. Use marble like object to summon ancient death spirit, a reaper for those of you who are unrefined enough to understand, and have it bring poofie's life to an end. Steal Poofie's tea and return to eating my sushi.
My Hill!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Poofiemus on Apr 29, 2008 14:31:23 GMT -5
We can summon our characters? Dude, it's ON now! *Springs back to life, and summons her own badass enchanter/superhero chick, Regolith, pictured in her avatar* Reclaim my hill, Regolith!
Regolith: Why should I reclaim it on your behalf? You're not even working on the comic I'm in, bitch! *Bonks Poofie with her curtainrod, then uses an amulet to turn Champ into a girl, THEN knocks him out with her curtainrod*
Poofie: ;_; You backstabing traitor!!
Regolith: My hill, bitch. *Sticks the curtainrod in the ground to act as a flag*
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Post by dragonchampion on Apr 30, 2008 7:50:55 GMT -5
*A humanoid figure with feather like hair and bird like eyes wearing only pants and a Trench coat with sleeves that are three sizes too big walks onto the hill and puts everything, and everyone, that is currently on the hill into the pockets of his trench Coat, after splashing Dragonchampion with a spell reversion potion*
Dragonchampion yells "Stratus if I've told you once I've told a Billion times don't steal people"
Stratus steals the hill, there is no more hill.
Why you ask, he's just that good.
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Post by Darth Cloaked Guy on May 2, 2008 14:12:35 GMT -5
I cause a new hill to fall on top of Dragonchampion and Stratus.
My hill.
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Post by dragonchampion on May 2, 2008 22:00:50 GMT -5
Tsk tsk tsk, Stratus is standing behind DCG and and then suddenly puts him into his pocket. He then steals the new hill.
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Post by Poofiemus on Nov 11, 2008 0:39:55 GMT -5
*Regolith uses an amulet to shrink Stratus and puts him in her Netherpocket, a very useful infinite space.*
Regolith: I have just stolen the man who stole the hill. Therefore, I have indirectly stolen the hill!
*Poofie goes up to Regolith with a Sharpie and signs her name right on Regolith's butt*
And I've claimed you, so now, due to the hierarchy, I own Regolith who owns Stratus who owns the hill!
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Post by dragonchampion on Nov 11, 2008 2:23:10 GMT -5
Congrats Regolith you're responsible for several big bangs in you pocket at once and thus end up incinirating yourself, a pocket dimension can't be stored in a pocket dimension our you get the equivelant of a neuclear explosion. Dragonchampion remateralizes next to the crater that was once the hill and once again uses geomancy to create a new hill then summons sushi, Tempura with sakura petals and a pot of huge reserve of green tee. Accelerates the growth of a tree on the hill lies back under the tree and enjoys snack.
My Hill!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I made it so it's mine not yours!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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