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Post by Poofiemus on Oct 19, 2006 17:38:29 GMT -5
(Ritalin, huh? I guess I'll have to give that a shot; it's getting really bad.)
NO, NOT THE PORN! The INTERNET is for porn, NOT the monitor! *dies*
Granted, you can now almost magically rouse an entire crowd to your opinion. But now you have new problems; you inadvertently rouse an entire cafeteria into a lynch mob that goes out and attacks several anime dubbing companies, destroying the entire facilities and killing several people. This leads to a new "No import of new anime. EVER" policy from Congress, leaving several series unfinished and a crapload of other, newer greats unlicensed.
Hhhm....I wish my computer could be magically toggled between a desktop and a laptop at my whim, so I could still watch movies on it but could also take it down to my English class, where we do nothing.
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Post by sunsamurai on Oct 20, 2006 3:08:01 GMT -5
"You can get that only if you can go to the nudest colony."
I wish that ...
I have all the manga books
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Post by madsniper on Oct 20, 2006 11:13:13 GMT -5
Hehe. Apparently only nudist colonies sell laptop/desktop computers. Granted, you have all the manga books. But you also have an infestation of silver fish, creepy little bugs that feed on book binding! So you have all the manga, but its all loose pages.
I wish I had a tablet PC.
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Post by Poofiemus on Oct 20, 2006 11:38:22 GMT -5
That's kind of like that Wacom monitor I covet, but as a laptop-like portable unit, right?
Granted, but the programing is faulty, so everything comes out in mirror image when you draw and your writing comes out either as nonsense or as a melange of swear words.
I wish that my major's scheduling wasn't so strict, so I could take Japanese next semester without this whole pre-req-for-other-crap headache. (DAMN COM 101 and 200!)
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Post by madsniper on Oct 20, 2006 12:14:39 GMT -5
Oh, actually, I'm not sure what the wacom monitor is. I've heard about some tablets that, when plugged in to any computer, basically show the screen on themselves, so when you draw on them your'e drawing directly onto the image (gah, wish I knew the technical terms). Is that it? The tablet pc is sorta like that, you interact with it on the screen, not the keyboard. But there are combos where you can swivel the screen up and theres a keyboard underneathe, in case you don't like working on the screen.
Granted, but when you graduate you find you don't have any of the necessary basic training for the field you are in, cuz you didn't take the prerequizits.^^ (har, like they teach you sooo much in the prerequisits)
I wish I knew the technical terms for stuff.
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Post by martiansushi on Oct 20, 2006 14:20:53 GMT -5
granted: now you can spew technical jargon like all the rest of... wait... no one actually knows the jargon! so you can't communicate with anyone anyway! augh! I wish all the paperwork I have to do would get itself done without my needing to run around to secretaries in three different departments... (hmm, maybe this one is too easy to screw with...ah well )
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Post by Poofiemus on Oct 21, 2006 0:11:35 GMT -5
Yes, it is now done. However, all the blanks are filled with Invader-Zim like statements about "Sad little earthmonkeys" and "Squeedleyspooch," and now instead of your pink going to purchasing, fushia to accounting, and goldenrod to Roz like it's all supposed to, pink is now going to QA, fushia to to the data entry, and goldenrod to some bum pulled off the street who calles himself Superfluous.
(The Wacom monitor works like that, but you can plug it into any desktop computer. It's pretty big, too, but it costs like 5 grand. T_T)
Hhhm....I wish it were possible to erase india ink.
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Post by sunsamurai on Oct 21, 2006 2:32:40 GMT -5
You can get your ink if you can only jioning and suriving telebubbies!
I wish for phototshop! (I SO WANT PHOTOSHOP!)
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Post by Poofiemus on Oct 22, 2006 15:32:42 GMT -5
Granted, you've downloaded it for FREE online! You're soooo very happy--but then you find out it's version 2.0, which doesn't even have layers and isn't compatible with a modern compy anway.
Hhm....I wish I didn't have to draw so many stupid f***king plants in this picture for my art class.
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Post by sunsamurai on Oct 23, 2006 6:02:05 GMT -5
You can stop drawing plants but you have to draw genial parts of the class geek and Micheal Jackson instead (What ... that would be the thing ever to draw ... *shiver*)
I wish that I have a endless supply of chocolate!
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Post by martiansushi on Oct 23, 2006 11:30:07 GMT -5
granted, you won the golden ticket! but because you were a naughty little girl and ate the bubblegum, you turned into a blueberry and had to be pressed, so you are forever a lovely shade of purple and allergic to blueberries
I wish in advance for my Environmental Micro exam to be not terribly awful tomorrow.
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Post by Poofiemus on Oct 23, 2006 13:04:57 GMT -5
(Geez, Sunsamurai! That was HORRIBLE. *twitch*)
Granted, the exam is so ridiculously easy that you get lazy, and as a result put in such half-assed answers that you actually fail WORSE than you would have had the exam been scary as hell.
I wish I didn't have a research paper in November so I could spend all my time on my NaNoWriMo project that's been in the works for about 3 years now.
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Post by sunsamurai on Oct 24, 2006 3:42:45 GMT -5
( I know! I am evil! MMMWWWHHHHAAAA- *whacked in the head*)
You don't have to do the reasearch paper but you get muscle cramps and every picture you try to draw turns into a seagull called Larry who haunts your dreams!
I wished for ... all the anime dvd's! YES!
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Post by Poofiemus on Oct 24, 2006 14:35:14 GMT -5
Granted, you now have a DVD copy of every single anime ever produced. However, you now have 2 conundrums. For one, you have no place to put them. The second, and perhaps sadder problem is that they are all formatted for the Japanese region, meaning that you can't play them on your dumbass American DVD player.
I wish I knew what purpose Type Foundations is supposed to serve. >.< (Seriously, I cannot figure it out. Why are we drawing letters over and over? WHY?)
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Post by martiansushi on Oct 24, 2006 18:55:41 GMT -5
Granted: you have been initiated into the secrets of the fontmasters. But in order to become an initiate you had to shave your head and join the secret society of internet font generation for life. You will be drawing letters for all eternity! bwahahaha
I wish Ghost in the Shell 2 was a decent sequel and not just somebody's CG animation trip...
(FYI Ghost in the Shell is an anime that started as an OAV, then became a series that is pretty good but is a continuation of the story assuming the OAV didn't happen, a divergence timeline, if you will, and then they made the second OAV which follows the first OAV, and which is more crazy-psychotic and consists of a lot of CG for CGs sake, and trippiness)
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