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Post by Poofiemus on May 22, 2007 22:13:41 GMT -5
Um, Champ, you're suposed to give powers to other people, namely the person who posts immediately before you.
Which means I will be claiming that microwave power, and I grant you the power to consolidate cookie crumbs into a single ball.
My powers: Talking to Corpses Turing Red Lights temporarily back to Yellow World revolution via magical bust-sword duels in an obscure arena Grabbing AIR from thin AIR Turning into a slug, but not back Turning clear water into ....brown water. Rationalizing all procrastination Typing with my Forehead Eating all sweets in a 10-block radius and suffering the resulting digestive issues Turing gasoline directly into air polution sans-energy utilization (this to an environmentalist chick, too! XD) Shortening microwave times by exactly .00000000000000045 seconds.
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joaovenezuela
Random Grunt
I am The King Of The Maizena's Label
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Post by joaovenezuela on Jun 21, 2007 17:25:08 GMT -5
Poofie, I grant you the power to know what time it is, with a 42% chance of it being the right time.
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Post by madsniper on Jun 21, 2007 17:42:31 GMT -5
Joaovenezuela, I grant you the power to shorten one leg on any piece of furniture with your mind.
My Powers: pulling empty glasses from brick walls turning mirrors into celophane floaty anime hair talking to wooden furniture what doesn't talk back 50k word crap novel, anytime except november Stealing exploding cheesecake hearing grass grow
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Post by Poofiemus on Jun 22, 2007 12:51:28 GMT -5
Snipes, I grant you the ability to make the light bulbs in movie theater projectors burn out at the climax of the film you're watching just so you can get a free movie ticket.
My powers: Talking to Corpses Turing Red Lights temporarily back to Yellow World revolution via magical bust-sword duels in an obscure arena Grabbing AIR from thin AIR Turning into a slug, but not back Turning clear water into ....brown water. Rationalizing all procrastination Typing with my Forehead Eating all sweets in a 10-block radius and suffering the resulting digestive issues Turing gasoline directly into air polution sans-energy utilization (this to an environmentalist chick, too! XD) Shortening microwave times by exactly .00000000000000045 seconds. Correctly guessing the current time 42% of the time. (Which is actually a significant improvement.)
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joaovenezuela
Random Grunt
I am The King Of The Maizena's Label
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Post by joaovenezuela on Jun 22, 2007 16:58:08 GMT -5
Poofie, I grant you the ability to became invisible whem no one is looking, incluiding animals, video cameras, people, webcams, laser sensors, heat sensors, and anything that would notice you whem you're visible. My power: Shortening one leg from any piece of furniture with my mind.
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Post by Poofiemus on Jul 6, 2007 2:17:34 GMT -5
Joao, I grant you the ability to turn people's iPods to shuffle mode just by standing next to them. However, this only applies to Apple brand products; anyone using something made by Microsoft, Sony, Toshiba, or any other random MP3 player manufacturer is completely unaffected by your shuffling presence.
My Powers: Talking to Corpses Turing Red Lights temporarily back to Yellow World revolution via magical bust-sword duels in an obscure arena Grabbing AIR from thin AIR Turning into a slug, but not back Turning clear water into ....brown water. Rationalizing all procrastination Typing with my Forehead Eating all sweets in a 10-block radius and suffering the resulting digestive issues Turing gasoline directly into air polution sans-energy utilization (this to an environmentalist chick, too! XD) Shortening microwave times by exactly .00000000000000045 seconds. Correctly guessing the current time 42% of the time. (Which is actually a significant improvement.) Becoming invisible only when completely unobservable
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joaovenezuela
Random Grunt
I am The King Of The Maizena's Label
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Post by joaovenezuela on Jul 9, 2007 9:38:18 GMT -5
Poofiemus, I grant you the power to fly, as long as you are higher than the ground (on a chair, on your house's roof, etc) and you'll only be able to fly directly downwards, straight towards the ground. You are also denied any possibility of a soft landing wile doing this. You cannot miss the ground.
My powers: Shortening one leg from any piece of furniture with my mind. Shuffling iPods, and iPods only.
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Post by Poofiemus on Jul 9, 2007 20:32:31 GMT -5
Wait a minute...Does that mean that for me exclusively the Douglas Adams ability of missing the ground is voided!?! That's evil. ;_;
Joao, I grant you the power to make fat, ugly old women flirt with you.
My Powers: Talking to Corpses Turing Red Lights temporarily back to Yellow World revolution via magical bust-sword duels in an obscure arena Grabbing AIR from thin AIR Turning into a slug, but not back Turning clear water into ....brown water. Rationalizing all procrastination Typing with my Forehead Eating all sweets in a 10-block radius and suffering the resulting digestive issues Turing gasoline directly into air polution sans-energy utilization (this to an environmentalist chick, too! XD) Shortening microwave times by exactly .00000000000000045 seconds. Correctly guessing the current time 42% of the time. (Which is actually a significant improvement.) Becoming invisible only when completely unobservable Flying--In the direction gravity takes me
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Post by madsniper on Jul 10, 2007 22:11:27 GMT -5
Poofie, I grant you the power to heal any wound on your body by causing a wound of equal severity in another spot.
My Powers: pulling empty glasses from brick walls turning mirrors into celophane floaty anime hair talking to wooden furniture what doesn't talk back 50k word crap novel, anytime except november Stealing exploding cheesecake hearing grass grow
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joaovenezuela
Random Grunt
I am The King Of The Maizena's Label
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Post by joaovenezuela on Jul 12, 2007 12:38:06 GMT -5
Madsniper, I grant you the power to know exactly what yesterday lottery numbers were.
My powers: Shortening one leg from any piece of furniture with my mind. Shuffling iPods, and iPods only.
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wingedrat
Deadlander
Rats unite for world domination!
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Post by wingedrat on Jul 15, 2007 18:04:20 GMT -5
joaovenezuela I grant you the power to predict what happened five seconds ago
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Post by dragonchampion on Aug 7, 2007 22:11:06 GMT -5
I don't care who takes this but someone please someone take the ability to turn into a statue while in an exciting conversation.
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Post by Pipe Organ Wolf on Aug 8, 2007 7:40:33 GMT -5
Uh, Champ, that's not quite how it works. You grant that power specifically to the person who posted ahead of you. For example:
Champ, I grant you the power to make dogs' breath smell like stale tuna.
My powers: none yet
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Post by madsniper on Aug 8, 2007 20:28:06 GMT -5
We'll say Wingedrat now has the power to turn into a statue during an exciting conversation.^^
And you, Pipey, I grant the power to make your eyes explode at any time. Keep in mind however, that they do not grow back.
My Powers: pulling empty glasses from brick walls turning mirrors into celophane floaty anime hair talking to wooden furniture what doesn't talk back 50k word crap novel, anytime except november Stealing exploding cheesecake hearing grass grow
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Post by Poofiemus on Aug 9, 2007 16:32:38 GMT -5
Snipes, I grant you to steal other people's siggies, but to not ues them.
My powers: Talking to Corpses Turing Red Lights temporarily back to Yellow World revolution via magical bust-sword duels in an obscure arena Grabbing AIR from thin AIR Turning into a slug, but not back Turning clear water into ....brown water. Rationalizing all procrastination Typing with my Forehead Eating all sweets in a 10-block radius and suffering the resulting digestive issues Turing gasoline directly into air polution sans-energy utilization (this to an environmentalist chick, too! XD) Shortening microwave times by exactly .00000000000000045 seconds. Correctly guessing the current time 42% of the time. (Which is actually a significant improvement.) Becoming invisible only when completely unobservable Flying--In the direction gravity takes me Healing my wounds by creating other wounds of equal severity in another location
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