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Post by dragonchampion on Aug 9, 2007 19:02:06 GMT -5
Poofie I grant you to turn any milk you drink sour, just your milk and no one else's. And Snipe I grant you the power to narrate.
My powers: consolidating cookie crumbs into a single ball making a dog's breath smell like stale tuna
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Post by Pipe Organ Wolf on Aug 10, 2007 17:01:30 GMT -5
Almost got the hang of it, Champ. You just grant powers to the poster immediately before you. So in this case, only Poofie.
Champ, I grant you the power to turn grass orange.
My powers: Make my eyes explode at any time without growing back
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Post by Poofiemus on Aug 15, 2007 15:15:33 GMT -5
Pipes, I grant you the power to make my glasses ridiculously dirty. No one else's, just mine.
My Powers: Talking to Corpses Turing Red Lights temporarily back to Yellow World revolution via magical bust-sword duels in an obscure arena Grabbing AIR from thin AIR Turning into a slug, but not back Turning clear water into ....brown water. Rationalizing all procrastination Typing with my Forehead Eating all sweets in a 10-block radius and suffering the resulting digestive issues Turing gasoline directly into air polution sans-energy utilization (this to an environmentalist chick, too! XD) Shortening microwave times by exactly .00000000000000045 seconds. Correctly guessing the current time 42% of the time. (Which is actually a significant improvement.) Becoming invisible only when completely unobservable Flying--In the direction gravity takes me Healing my wounds by creating other wounds of equal severity in another location Turning my milk sour--for no apparent reason
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joaovenezuela
Random Grunt
I am The King Of The Maizena's Label
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Post by joaovenezuela on Aug 22, 2007 15:58:35 GMT -5
Pofiemus, I grant you the power to guess what people are thinking, and occasionally being correct.
My powers: Shortening one leg from any piece of furniture with my mind. Shuffling iPods, and iPods only. Predicting what happened five seconds ago.
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Post by dragonchampion on Aug 24, 2007 9:32:38 GMT -5
joaovenezuela I grant u the power to make sense of jiberish an hour after someone has used it and only when no one is listening too you.
My powers: consolidating cookie crumbs into a single ball making a dog's breath smell like stale tuna Turning grass orange
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Post by Poofiemus on Feb 7, 2008 23:14:15 GMT -5
Champ, I grant you the power to de-shine the hair of Mary Sues.
My Powers: Talking to Corpses Turing Red Lights temporarily back to Yellow World revolution via magical bust-sword duels in an obscure arena Grabbing AIR from thin AIR Turning into a slug, but not back Turning clear water into ....brown water. Rationalizing all procrastination Typing with my Forehead Eating all sweets in a 10-block radius and suffering the resulting digestive issues Turing gasoline directly into air polution sans-energy utilization (this to an environmentalist chick, too! XD) Shortening microwave times by exactly .00000000000000045 seconds. Correctly guessing the current time 42% of the time. (Which is actually a significant improvement.) Becoming invisible only when completely unobservable Flying--In the direction gravity takes me Healing my wounds by creating other wounds of equal severity in another location Turning my milk sour--for no apparent reason Guessing what people are thinking, and occasionally being correct
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Post by dragonchampion on Feb 18, 2008 16:30:17 GMT -5
Poofie I grant u the power to turn all coffee you touch ice cold, just coffee and no other liquid.
My powers: consolidating cookie crumbs into a single ball making a dog's breath smell like stale tuna Turning grass orange de-shining of Mary Sues's hair.
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Post by Topaxi on Feb 18, 2008 20:07:39 GMT -5
Champ i give you the power to detect the absence of cake
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Wyvv
Random Grunt
Niceguy Syndrome. Avoid it.
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Post by Wyvv on Feb 18, 2008 21:59:05 GMT -5
Topaxi, I grant you the power to remove sour cream from any taco within two feet of you that you are not destined to eat.
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Post by dragonchampion on Feb 19, 2008 9:36:37 GMT -5
Wyvv I grant you the power to sense any ice cream that has already been eaten within a 4 block radius of you.
My powers: consolidating cookie crumbs into a single ball making a dog's breath smell like stale tuna Turning grass orange de-shining of Mary Sues's hair.
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And on another note. Without knowing about this thread my brother and his friends created a game with the most useless group of superheroes. I mean they are really useless. My brother's superhero has a power that's more useless than any of the stuff than that's been posted so far, and that's saying something.
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Post by Pipe Organ Wolf on Feb 19, 2008 23:16:27 GMT -5
Champ, I grant you the power to change whole-wheat bread into white bread.
So your brother's probably given you some awesome ideas, eh? That's cool!
My powers: Make my eyes explode at any time without growing back I can make Poofie's glasses ridiculously dirty, and no one else's.
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Post by dragonchampion on Feb 20, 2008 0:28:56 GMT -5
Pipe I grant you the power to say "I've seen better" without any probable cause. ______________________________________________________
Feel honored for this the power of my brother's useless super hero "Ranvencrest"
Also on another note my brothers friend Spencer created a super hero, I think, by the name "captain Powers" his super is every super power, the catch is they only work when they aren't needed. Example your in a block ice and will slowly freeze to death and of course he has fire powers and heat vision, but they aren't working, however his ice powers are working, that's right at the moment that they are completely useless his powers work.
I have feeling that is not going to end up as a power on this thread.
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Post by Poofiemus on Mar 13, 2008 0:01:03 GMT -5
Champ, I grant you the ability: "Open mouth insert foot"--that is, the gift of horrendously mangling any conversation with social faux-pas.
My Powers: Talking to Corpses Turing Red Lights temporarily back to Yellow World revolution via magical bust-sword duels in an obscure arena Grabbing AIR from thin AIR Turning into a slug, but not back Turning clear water into ....brown water. Rationalizing all procrastination Typing with my Forehead Eating all sweets in a 10-block radius and suffering the resulting digestive issues Turing gasoline directly into air polution sans-energy utilization (this to an environmentalist chick, too! XD) Shortening microwave times by exactly .00000000000000045 seconds. Correctly guessing the current time 42% of the time. (Which is actually a significant improvement.) Becoming invisible only when completely unobservable Flying--In the direction gravity takes me Healing my wounds by creating other wounds of equal severity in another location Turning my milk sour--for no apparent reason Guessing what people are thinking, and occasionally being correct Turning coffee ice cold
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Post by madsniper on Mar 13, 2008 10:44:51 GMT -5
Poofie, I grant you the power to temporarily reduce the price of gasoline, but not for you, only the person who uses the pump after you.
My powers: pulling empty glasses from brick walls turning mirrors into celophane floaty anime hair talking to wooden furniture what doesn't talk back 50k word crap novel, anytime except november Stealing exploding cheesecake hearing grass grow stealing siggies but not using them
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Post by dragonchampion on Mar 14, 2008 16:34:00 GMT -5
Snipe I grant you the power to hear peoples most useless thoughts.
My powers: consolidating cookie crumbs into a single ball making a dog's breath smell like stale tuna Turning grass orange de-shining of Mary Sues's hair Detecting the absence of cake.
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