Twisted Genie game

[wingedrat]

Granted, but you're blinded by the changing process!
I wish my cat would stop biting me.

[madsniper]

Granted, but only because all his teeth fall out.

I wish I got paid to do webcomics.

[wingedrat]

Cheshire is a she...
Ok, Granted, but your webcomics are never good enough for your boss, so you get payed less than minimum wage!

I wish I wasn't the only rookie on my cross country team, damn it!!!!!!!

[martiansushi]

granted: but now your team is SO LAME that everybody laughs at you at competitions (ouch, that's kind of mean... we've got one twisted genie on this forum...)

I wish my cats would end their obsession with knocking things off of surfaces... including each other...

[madsniper]

(Hehe, nice.)
Granted, but they become so lazy and fat, they can't even jump up on those surfaces anymore.

I wish I had money to spend at this con I'm at.

[martiansushi]

(aw, poor fat kitties...)

granted: except the money is from illicit sources, and the cops catch up with you tomorrow, so you never get to enjoy what you bought at the con

I wish the sky were purple

[madsniper]

Granted, but it turns that color because of all the pollution, and people start dying off whenever they go outside.

I wish my acne would go away.

[CrimsonKissaki]

Granted, but acne is replaced by hives and boils and it looks so horrific that the local populace gathers together with torches and pitchforks to hunt you down.

I wish the next lottery for my state would get up to 400$ million and I would be the only winner, and the IRS would declare the winnings tax free.

[madsniper]

Granted, but then you get hit by a bus and all the money goes to your most disliked next of kin.

I wish there had been one Avatar cosplayer at GENCON. Just one.

[CrimsonKissaki]

Granted, but then again it was a very large, obese man dressed up in the outfit of the hawtest female character.

and he wore cat ears.

I wish i could get that damn virus off my computer without having to reformat.

[madsniper]

(lol! My eyes! They burn!!)

Granted, but you have to buy like 12 different anti virus programs to do it, and they update their software like every 5 minutes. (*coughcough* not speaking from experience*cough*)

I wish there had been a really hawt MALE prince Zuko cosplayer at the con. XD

[CrimsonKissaki]

Granted, but then again hes gay, and has a remakable tendency to spit when he talks, and his body odor is of such magnificent proportions that the paint is stripped off the walls and your eyes melt from the pain.

I wish that everyone who used a computer had to take a basic competency test to verify that they at least know some of the more complicated questions that stump the universe, like what friggin OS they're running and what a desktop is! yeesh.

[madsniper]

(Boo! That does not count as hawt! I was hoping for "You get arrested for stalking." Hey... that description sounds like my GM in the second round of one of the juried DnD games...)

Granted, but then there's a severe shortage of people on the internet, specifically the stupid types that many of us spend our time making fun of. The internet is now functional and boring.

Ok, I wish they had at least played some Avatar in one of the many video rooms at the con.

[wingedrat]

Granted, but the reception is so bad that no one can see or hear the awesome Avatar!
I wish Jamie would stop having boyfriend problems.

[madsniper]

Granted. Jamie is now gay. ;D

I wish I had some decent food at this apartment.