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Post by dragonlord7012 on Aug 17, 2006 5:04:05 GMT -5
Granted but they turn black so you look bugeyed and creapy and you eyesight rapidly deteriorates leaveing you blind.
I wish to be a master at every martial arts/figthing style known and could use them (cuz i dont wanna work out first)
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Post by madsniper on Aug 17, 2006 8:47:42 GMT -5
(Heh, I think that's an old wish you just granted) Granted, but ninjas attack you everywhere you go for being so cool. It's really annoying.
I still wish I had food at this apartment.
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Post by martiansushi on Aug 17, 2006 9:47:31 GMT -5
granted: but it's because your mom came over one day and saw how bare your larder was, and she stocks the pantry while giving you a clearly disappointed lecture on the necessity of healthy eating (would your mom do this? my mom would totally do this... and I'd feel miserable afterwards ) I wish Chai Lattes were like 10 cents, so I could buy one every day (instead of $2.40 )
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Post by CrimsonKissaki on Aug 17, 2006 13:38:09 GMT -5
Granted, but now they have an absurd 50 grams of fat in each one and they give you a terrible tummyache.
I wish i was an oscar mayer weiner!
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Post by madsniper on Aug 17, 2006 14:47:48 GMT -5
(Yeah Sushi, my mom would totally do that. But hey, food!) Granted, but upon your transformation you are promptly eaten. By me! Cuz I'm hungry!!
I wish I also had something to drink here besides my roommate's alcohol (though it is the Mike's Hard Lime stuff, which is tastey, but not when all you want is a soda...)
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Post by CrimsonKissaki on Aug 17, 2006 15:27:27 GMT -5
Granted. You do have something else to drink, but unfortunately it comes under the heading of "household cleaners". You know what happens after that. Your esophagus and stomach get burned away by the substance and the doctors have to perform an emergenty operation to route your small intestine directly into your throat so that you can eat and live. I wish it was 6 pm so i could go home (only 2.5 hours left)
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Post by wingedrat on Aug 17, 2006 18:03:51 GMT -5
Granted, but the car breaks down halfway there, so you can't get home.^^ I wish that I could see Chris more!(He's my boyfriend, btw.)
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Post by madsniper on Aug 17, 2006 19:17:59 GMT -5
Granted. An image of Chris is now tattooed on the inside of your eyelids. ;D
I wish I had a time machine so I could go somewhere like a beach for twently years, finish everything, and come back and post it all at once, or perhaps a page a day to make it last a while.
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Post by martiansushi on Aug 18, 2006 10:00:50 GMT -5
Granted: except the time machine breaks down, and you are now marooned on the beach until archaeologists come by and dig up your bungalow - if only you had stored those comics pages in air and water-tight containers... they might have survived for posterity... I wish I had passed the Qualifying Exams on the first try, so I wouldn't have to be taking them again
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Post by madsniper on Aug 18, 2006 10:33:12 GMT -5
(Ah dammit!)
Ok, you're going to have to explain Qualifying Exams for me to grant your wish in a twisted fashion. Help a genie out here.
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Post by martiansushi on Aug 18, 2006 10:44:02 GMT -5
Qualifying Exams: What you have to take before you're officially a PhD pre-candidate (you also have a prelim exam to become a Candidate, but we're not there yet). Basically, you have to pass them or you're out of the program - nevermind that they admitted you to the program in a competitive provess in the first place... grrr. In Mechanical Engineering (here) it's a set of 5 exams in 4 subjects, 4 written and 1 oral. I'm swapping to a joint degree, which means I'm only taking 2 written and 1 oral, in Fluid Mechanics and Thermodynamics... supposedly they're undergraduate material... but they're freakishly hard and 2 hours each, and the written exams stretch over a week, with oral exams following. Very gruelling. Lemme know if you need more
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Post by madsniper on Aug 18, 2006 10:47:10 GMT -5
Alright, no I'm good Granted! But you get a perfect score, and they think you cheated! Your protests and evidence fall on deaf ears and you get expelled. I wish I had some money, legally obtained and taxes paid, so that I wouldn't have to go find a new job and thus end up with no time for DoomNstuff again.
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Post by wingedrat on Aug 18, 2006 17:30:21 GMT -5
(Yay^^ Wait...) Granted, but now the money is cursed and food tastes like ash, and liquid tastes like sand, etc. for five weeks whenever you use it. I wish everyone wasn't so goddamned depressed!!!!
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Post by CrimsonKissaki on Aug 19, 2006 1:59:33 GMT -5
Granted, but then again its due to massive influxes of phareceuticals that have ... interesting side effects ... (scratches behind ear with foot and flicks tail)
I wish I was telepathic so I could know when folks were lying to me.
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Post by madsniper on Aug 19, 2006 11:41:01 GMT -5
Granted, but you can't turn it off, and go crazy from having to listen to every thought going through everyone's heads. I wish I could keep my deadlines.
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