The Useless Powers Game

[dragonchampion]

Poofie I grant you to turn any milk you drink sour, just your milk and no one else's. And Snipe I grant you the power to narrate.

My powers:
consolidating cookie crumbs into a single ball
making a dog's breath smell like stale tuna

[Pipe Organ Wolf]

Almost got the hang of it, Champ. You just grant powers to the poster immediately before you. So in this case, only Poofie.

Champ, I grant you the power to turn grass orange.

My powers:
Make my eyes explode at any time without growing back

[Poofiemus]

Pipes, I grant you the power to make my glasses ridiculously dirty. No one else's, just mine.

My Powers:
Talking to Corpses
Turing Red Lights temporarily back to Yellow
World revolution via magical bust-sword duels in an obscure arena
Grabbing AIR from thin AIR
Turning into a slug, but not back
Turning clear water into ....brown water.
Rationalizing all procrastination
Typing with my Forehead
Eating all sweets in a 10-block radius and suffering the resulting digestive issues
Turing gasoline directly into air polution sans-energy utilization (this to an environmentalist chick, too! XD)
Shortening microwave times by exactly .00000000000000045 seconds.
Correctly guessing the current time 42% of the time. (Which is actually a significant improvement.)
Becoming invisible only when completely unobservable
Flying--In the direction gravity takes me
Healing my wounds by creating other wounds of equal severity in another location
Turning my milk sour--for no apparent reason

[joaovenezuela]

Pofiemus, I grant you the power to guess what people are thinking, and occasionally being correct.

My powers:
Shortening one leg from any piece of furniture with my mind.
Shuffling iPods, and iPods only.
Predicting what happened five seconds ago.

[dragonchampion]

joaovenezuela I grant u the power to make sense of jiberish an hour after someone has used it and only when no one is listening too you.

My powers:
consolidating cookie crumbs into a single ball
making a dog's breath smell like stale tuna
Turning grass orange

[Poofiemus]

Champ, I grant you the power to de-shine the hair of Mary Sues.

My Powers:
Talking to Corpses
Turing Red Lights temporarily back to Yellow
World revolution via magical bust-sword duels in an obscure arena
Grabbing AIR from thin AIR
Turning into a slug, but not back
Turning clear water into ....brown water.
Rationalizing all procrastination
Typing with my Forehead
Eating all sweets in a 10-block radius and suffering the resulting digestive issues
Turing gasoline directly into air polution sans-energy utilization (this to an environmentalist chick, too! XD)
Shortening microwave times by exactly .00000000000000045 seconds.
Correctly guessing the current time 42% of the time. (Which is actually a significant improvement.)
Becoming invisible only when completely unobservable
Flying--In the direction gravity takes me
Healing my wounds by creating other wounds of equal severity in another location
Turning my milk sour--for no apparent reason
Guessing what people are thinking, and occasionally being correct

[dragonchampion]

Poofie I grant u the power to turn all coffee you touch ice cold, just coffee and no other liquid.

My powers:
consolidating cookie crumbs into a single ball
making a dog's breath smell like stale tuna
Turning grass orange
de-shining of Mary Sues's hair.

[Topaxi]

Champ i give you the power to detect the absence of cake

[Wyvv]

Topaxi, I grant you the power to remove sour cream from any taco within two feet of you that you are not destined to eat.

[dragonchampion]

Wyvv I grant you the power to sense any ice cream that has already been eaten within a 4 block radius of you.

My powers:
consolidating cookie crumbs into a single ball
making a dog's breath smell like stale tuna
Turning grass orange
de-shining of Mary Sues's hair.

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And on another note. Without knowing about this thread my brother and his friends created a game with the most useless group of superheroes. I mean they are really useless. My brother's superhero has a power that's more useless than any of the stuff than that's been posted so far, and that's saying something.

[Pipe Organ Wolf]

Champ, I grant you the power to change whole-wheat bread into white bread.

So your brother's probably given you some awesome ideas, eh? That's cool!


My powers:
Make my eyes explode at any time without growing back
I can make Poofie's glasses ridiculously dirty, and no one else's.

[dragonchampion]

Pipe I grant you the power to say "I've seen better" without any probable cause.
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Feel honored for this the power of my brother's useless super hero "Ranvencrest"

Also on another note my brothers friend Spencer created a super hero, I think, by the name "captain Powers" his super is every super power, the catch is they only work when they aren't needed. Example your in a block ice and will slowly freeze to death and of course he has fire powers and heat vision, but they aren't working, however his ice powers are working, that's right at the moment that they are completely useless his powers work.

I have feeling that is not going to end up as a power on this thread.

[Poofiemus]

Champ, I grant you the ability: "Open mouth insert foot"--that is, the gift of horrendously mangling any conversation with social faux-pas.

My Powers:
Talking to Corpses
Turing Red Lights temporarily back to Yellow
World revolution via magical bust-sword duels in an obscure arena
Grabbing AIR from thin AIR
Turning into a slug, but not back
Turning clear water into ....brown water.
Rationalizing all procrastination
Typing with my Forehead
Eating all sweets in a 10-block radius and suffering the resulting digestive issues
Turing gasoline directly into air polution sans-energy utilization (this to an environmentalist chick, too! XD)
Shortening microwave times by exactly .00000000000000045 seconds.
Correctly guessing the current time 42% of the time. (Which is actually a significant improvement.)
Becoming invisible only when completely unobservable
Flying--In the direction gravity takes me
Healing my wounds by creating other wounds of equal severity in another location
Turning my milk sour--for no apparent reason
Guessing what people are thinking, and occasionally being correct
Turning coffee ice cold

[madsniper]

Poofie, I grant you the power to temporarily reduce the price of gasoline, but not for you, only the person who uses the pump after you.

My powers:
pulling empty glasses from brick walls
turning mirrors into celophane
floaty anime hair
talking to wooden furniture what doesn't talk back
50k word crap novel, anytime except november
Stealing exploding cheesecake
hearing grass grow
stealing siggies but not using them

[dragonchampion]

Snipe I grant you the power to hear peoples most useless thoughts.

My powers:
consolidating cookie crumbs into a single ball
making a dog's breath smell like stale tuna
Turning grass orange
de-shining of Mary Sues's hair
Detecting the absence of cake.