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Post by Poofiemus on Mar 24, 2008 20:37:43 GMT -5
Does this include mangled brain-fart thoughts? The other day I was thinking about bathing my guinea pig, but instead the voice in my head I think with said "oh, yeah, that's from when we unplugged the pig..."
Champ, I grant you the power to create perfect templates for cylindrical packages--but you can only give these templates to people who aren't in package design. Like plumbers. And professional landscapers.
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Post by dragonchampion on Mar 25, 2008 11:05:42 GMT -5
Poofie I grant you the power to pull various warped unusable dice out of your pockets when people ask you for anything put dice.
My powers: consolidating cookie crumbs into a single ball making a dog's breath smell like stale tuna Turning grass orange de-shining of Mary Sues's hair Detecting the absence of cake. creating perfect templates for cylindrical packages,but only being able to give them to people who aren't in package design.
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Post by Poofiemus on Apr 17, 2008 15:05:26 GMT -5
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Briar
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Post by Briar on Jul 31, 2008 20:58:07 GMT -5
OH! I love this game <33 Poofiemus, I grant thee the sooper-special power of being able to fit three mangos in your mouth and spit them out at someone.
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Post by Pipe Organ Wolf on Sept 6, 2008 0:44:02 GMT -5
Briar, I grant you the power to turn mint-chocolate-chip ice cream into plain vanilla.
My powers: Make my eyes explode at any time without growing back I can make Poofie's glasses ridiculously dirty, and no one else's. To say "I've seen better" without any probable cause
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Post by Poofiemus on Nov 11, 2008 0:29:57 GMT -5
Pipes, I grant you the ability to turn flowers into shards of glass.
My powers: My Powers: Talking to Corpses Turing Red Lights temporarily back to Yellow World revolution via magical bust-sword duels in an obscure arena Grabbing AIR from thin AIR Turning into a slug, but not back Turning clear water into ....brown water. Rationalizing all procrastination Typing with my Forehead Eating all sweets in a 10-block radius and suffering the resulting digestive issues Turing gasoline directly into air polution sans-energy utilization (this to an environmentalist chick, too! XD) Shortening microwave times by exactly .00000000000000045 seconds. Correctly guessing the current time 42% of the time. (Which is actually a significant improvement.) Becoming invisible only when completely unobservable Flying--In the direction gravity takes me Healing my wounds by creating other wounds of equal severity in another location Turning my milk sour--for no apparent reason Guessing what people are thinking, and occasionally being correct Turning coffee ice cold Temporarily reducing the price of gasoline for the next person to use the pump Pulling warped, unusable dice from my pocket if someone asks me for anything but dice Fitting three mangoes in my mouth and spitting them as projectiles
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