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Post by Poofiemus on Jan 23, 2007 19:19:12 GMT -5
If any of you have actually looked at the message boards on anime and manga sites, you'll know that they are filled with insane, crackpot theories. I love crackpot theories, personally. They make me laugh!
So, here is an entire thread devoted just to crackpot theories!
I shall make the first crackpot contribution, because I can.
As of chapter 4 page 11...
Lohaun will now pull out a piece of bubblegum, blow a huge bubble, and pop it right in Dain's face. Dain will freak out because now he's both blinded and sticky (not to mention his hairdo's completely messed up, so now his pseudo-bishiness is shot). He'll go, "AAARG! YOU SUCK!" Then Lohaun will stick out her leg and trip Lawler and sit on him. Then she'll call Wren, who will go, "I knew you weren't getting supplies, but I didn't think you were babysitting. Literally."
...and that's all I have so far. Your turn now.
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Post by martiansushi on Jan 23, 2007 22:13:53 GMT -5
haha! Dain is psuedo-bishie!!! haha! that's so funny! but so true!
Anyway, my crackpot theory is that Lohaun and Hebe are sisters who were separated at birth ;D... c'mon! it explains why Hebe gave her a chance to get out!
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Post by Poofiemus on Jan 24, 2007 23:48:51 GMT -5
Hm...If they're related, they must be cousins. Clearly, if they're related, Hebe must know 'cause she's got all the cards. But yet Lohaun's older. So I'm saying they're cousins and their MOTHERS got separated at birth. XD
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Post by martiansushi on Jan 27, 2007 17:20:38 GMT -5
Haha! Even better! Oh, and Wren is really Hebe's kid, who was abducted by the GeCOW scientists!
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Post by Poofiemus on Jan 27, 2007 19:12:31 GMT -5
Ah, yes! That explains why she wants him alive.
And Lawler and Dain have a secret shonen-ai relationship. If you combine that with Lawler's obvious worship of Hebe, you get a LOVE TRIANGLE! Booya!
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Post by martiansushi on Jan 28, 2007 19:40:46 GMT -5
WOW... and that explains Dain's vehement disdain for Hebe!! I'm tempted to expound a theory about how Lohaun and Irshen are former lovers, but that might be carrying things a little out of context...
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Post by Poofiemus on Jan 29, 2007 0:33:16 GMT -5
Well, this IS the crackpot theories thread. We could claim that Tom Cruise is Ashton if we want to. XDD
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Post by madsniper on Feb 10, 2007 16:07:38 GMT -5
Lohaun and Irshen being former lovers is a BRILLIANT (crackpot) theory! XD And the shadowy guy in the communicater is obviously a Sith lord.^^
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Post by Poofiemus on Feb 11, 2007 23:30:12 GMT -5
Actually, he's a Sith reject. That's why he works for the Herald instead.
Why was he rejected, you may ask? It turns out that, for one, he didn't have the "sith" look. He's short and has really thick glasses. For another, he's nosy. The last straw was when he stole the boss's lunch out of the breakroom fridge, and now...Now, he's making his lackeys mass murderers.
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Post by martiansushi on Feb 16, 2007 10:46:54 GMT -5
::sigh:: there is nothing more pathetic than the sith lord reject... clearly he has competence issues.
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Post by Poofiemus on Feb 16, 2007 14:11:51 GMT -5
Of course. And, while those who know him best know that his competence issues spawn solely from being rejected, those on the fringes speculate he's compensating for something else entirely....
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Post by madsniper on Feb 19, 2007 13:30:22 GMT -5
And since sith lord names always take the "in" off the beginning of words, we'll call him Darth Competent.
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Post by Poofiemus on Feb 20, 2007 12:08:24 GMT -5
XD! Wouldn't that be Ex-Darth Competent? (A well...that would hurt his feelings, and we've already seen what hapens when Sith lords get their feelings hurt. =P )
Oh, and here's a new one: Wren somehow gets into the states with his tail intact (I'm thinking hiding in someone's luggage at the airport). When he's there, he starts playing violin at a club and a record company takes interest in him. When they find out he's a deadlander with a tail, instead of shooting him down, they see a golden oppurtunity. He becomes an international star as the only hot-shot violin player that's both bishi and has a tail, and he gets over 2 million fangirls who make all his albums go double-platinum.
Lohaun, meanwhile, is seething because Wren has deftly avoided doing...whatever it was she wants him to do.
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Post by madsniper on Feb 23, 2007 17:42:26 GMT -5
*rofl* Ok, you get karma for that.XD
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Post by Poofiemus on Feb 23, 2007 18:41:10 GMT -5
Yay! Now I need to come up with a theory for what Lohaun wants...I'm gonna have to work hard on that one to keep up my crackpot rep.
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