martiansushi
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Post by martiansushi on Mar 5, 2007 16:39:44 GMT -5
oh, man, Poofies - that is awesome... Wren as a music star hehe
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Post by Poofiemus on Mar 5, 2007 19:08:07 GMT -5
I know, I love that one too. XD But now I think I need to brainstorm something for Lohaun's motivations now, and then combine it into Wren's music star future.
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Post by martiansushi on Mar 9, 2007 10:53:33 GMT -5
maybe she was really a talent scout and had a plan to make millions off of his bishie merchandising?
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Post by madsniper on Mar 9, 2007 11:03:06 GMT -5
*lol* And the bad guys are a rival talent agency who also want to represent him. XD That's why they're chasin em!!
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Post by martiansushi on Mar 9, 2007 11:08:24 GMT -5
"nooo! we must not let them get their hands on the furry bishie boy! he's worth a fortune in fangirl merchadising!!!!"
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Post by Poofiemus on Mar 9, 2007 11:51:45 GMT -5
Better yet, Lohaun and the Herald are talent agencies that make their employees both stars AND crazy assasin ninjas. But the agency Wren ends up signing up with is a straightforeward talent agency, so when Lohaun and Co. try to get him to join up with their ninja-star program, he's like, "No! =P Neener neeener neeners."
Gods, I LOVE this thread! XD
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Post by Poofiemus on Mar 9, 2007 11:53:01 GMT -5
And I just now realized I made a pun. Ninja-star. I didn't even realize it until after the fact. XDDDD
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Post by madsniper on Mar 9, 2007 23:20:32 GMT -5
HAHAHAHA, NINJA STAR
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Post by Poofiemus on Mar 20, 2007 17:48:50 GMT -5
Yes.
And Lohaun is a drug dealer on the side!
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Post by martiansushi on Apr 2, 2007 18:55:06 GMT -5
the disk in the suitcase is actually a container full of the super-concentrated drug of choice in the post-apocalyptic, alien-influenced future! she wants to make sure wren gets it to the mob before they break her legs! oh, and hebe doubles as a narc!!
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Post by madsniper on Apr 2, 2007 22:06:57 GMT -5
IT'S WREN'S DEMO TAPE!!1
(Oi, I gotta stop screaming in caps here)
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Post by Poofiemus on Apr 9, 2007 23:35:55 GMT -5
Wren's demo tape is made of drugs!?! OH MY! So while Lohaun wants him to deliver to the mob, he wants to abscond with it to secure his violin-playing fame!
He's going to take the suitcase with him to the States and send it to the record companies...and they're going to snort his tapes after they listen to them, making each sound better than the last.
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Post by martiansushi on Apr 10, 2007 6:49:52 GMT -5
Ah hah! the secret of Wren's success with the record companies is his drug-infused CD! Well, I suppose everyone has one of those dirty little secrets...
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Post by Pipe Organ Wolf on Apr 10, 2007 15:44:50 GMT -5
The record company could also cash in on the fact that Wren has a long-lost sister! A mermaid even! As Poofie pointed out, the red-haired mermaid does look remarkably like Wren! Just think: He appeals to Deadlanders, normies, aliens, and mermaids! It's the perfect marketing situation!
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Post by Poofiemus on Apr 10, 2007 17:34:04 GMT -5
YES! In fact, mermaids are said to have beautiful singing voices. She can find him and team up with him to make the ultimate duo!
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