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Post by Poofiemus on Jun 3, 2007 2:44:22 GMT -5
Okay, since we're on...Um...Page 24 of chapter four I think, I believe it's time for me to add a new crackpot theory.
Okay, so there's Lohaun sitting there on the floor, right? With Lawler coming after her. After he lunges at her, she catches him off guard by landing a big wet one right on his mouth. Then, while he's standing there stunned, she kicks him in the balls. She then darts over to Hebe, and double-shocks her by repeating the process.
And yes, I realize what that implies. Hebe has balls! OMG, Hebe is a transexual! *bricked*
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Post by Pipe Organ Wolf on Jun 4, 2007 8:30:52 GMT -5
That's a cool idea, Champ, but this is a White Noise thread. You might want to repost this there.
So after Hebe gets kicked in his/her sensetive area, is s/he going to don fishnet stockings and start acting like Tim Curry? *double bricked*
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Post by dragonchampion on Jun 6, 2007 8:36:30 GMT -5
as you can see I removed that thread you responded to snipe, guess my brain was elsewhere when i typed that thing up. Anyway shouldn't we get to know Wren's past better; I mean was his mom, dad or both one of the scientists responsible for his condition. I think it would be most tramatic to him to learn one or both of his parents went along with his genetic restructuring.
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Post by Pipe Organ Wolf on Jun 6, 2007 14:17:31 GMT -5
I'd be very interested in knowing more about Wren's past. I'm especially interested in the Wren/Lohaun relationship. There's some aspects of that I would like to know more about.
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Post by Poofiemus on Jun 7, 2007 16:51:03 GMT -5
Tim Curry Hebe? YES! And all her lackeys are going to burst into the Time Warp, allowing Lohaun to make an escape...Only to find out Wren has taken her passport as well as his own!
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Post by Poofiemus on Jul 31, 2007 21:08:36 GMT -5
I would like to add this to the crackpot table: Wren can change his gender! Yes, that's why he's a bit on the androgynous side...
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Post by madsniper on Aug 1, 2007 12:15:10 GMT -5
Oh, lord, kill me now...
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Post by Pipe Organ Wolf on Aug 1, 2007 17:59:54 GMT -5
I thought that was his mermaid sister morphing into a full human?
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Post by Poofiemus on Aug 3, 2007 19:28:45 GMT -5
Maybe it is...Because once Wren turns into a girl and she turns into a human, you can only tell the difference from behind! *bricked*
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Post by dragonchampion on Aug 4, 2007 1:16:06 GMT -5
I think it would be cool if Wren could bring Winter into the waking world, and a side affect of this would be a temporary loss of his tail. Of course this might result in a temporary loss in his balance.
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*goes and hides under a table fortified with heavy books and starts reading fantasy novels till the threat passes*
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Post by Poofiemus on Aug 4, 2007 21:55:40 GMT -5
Maybe that process includes the loss of another *ahem* appendage as well, and is therefore the vehicle for Wren's gender changing...Which would of course make him and his mermaid sister indistinguishable! *bricked*
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Post by Pipe Organ Wolf on Aug 7, 2007 19:22:53 GMT -5
lol That's great, Poofie! But we should still be able to pick the mermaid out. Androgynous as Wren is, I doubt he'd gain certain other enticing aspects that his mermaid sister has.
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Post by madsniper on Aug 7, 2007 21:43:41 GMT -5
le sigh
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Post by webrover on Feb 2, 2008 12:20:27 GMT -5
That Wren is actually a space zombie Jesus, forced into the world through mad science, and only 'Lo knows he's actually the savior of not his race, but the alien race, which is on the break of extinction from a virus or another race, that tries to enslave the first race to create a perfect race. Only to later find out that the first race is actually human, just in a hyper form, being created when the Voyager I spacecraft crashed onto a perfect planet, giving them a chance to hyper-evolve. Thus these super-hyper-zombie-jesus humans like Wren become a link between the two races, as they both retain their Human qualities, and their hyper sensative link to the great beyond, allowing them to see into the future. Think "Greek Oracle" and then add Keanu Reeves, and then mix in some furry tendancies, and you have it.
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Post by Poofiemus on Mar 24, 2008 20:59:11 GMT -5
OMG TENTACLE RAPE! *runs away*
I bet Murk permanently turns you lavender. And all those people who read that hideous fanfiction Celebrian were so creeped out by the prospect that they fled into the domes to avoid such a foul fate.
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